You Might Be a Firefighter If... 

...you have ever had a passionate disagreement on the BEST color to paint a fire vehicle.

...you run towards a dangerous situation and not away from it.

...you have ever uttered the words "I can break the door if you need me to Cap", before actually testing to see if it is locked.

...you have ever been dressed from head to foot in rubber and it was not a sexual experience.

...your idea of ventilation is done with a chainsaw and not a Bag-Valve-Mask.